I got this coffee table book today. Fuh. King. Incredible.
If I was into dudes, this would be my porno.
But Mike, it's just a bunch of Van Halen pictures we've all seen a million times. It's not like there's a picture of Michael Anthony in scuba gear with a knife in his mouth.
Fine. But c'mon, is there a picture of DLR jumping off a skateboard over a tennis net? On the opposite page?
Yes. Yes there is. And fine, it is porno to me. Homophobes.
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