1. What’s grosser than gross?
Going to Wendy’s and getting Wendy’s then eating the Wendy’s in a bathroom stall at Wendy’s where a Wendy’s employee has just dropped a gorilla load of Wendy’s farts.
2. Wendy’s is so gross, sometimes after I eat Arby’s, I puke up Wendy’s.
3. Did you hear that Wendy’s founder, Dave Wendys, contacted us from the grave?
He said he’s in hell for inventing Wendy’s and that they only serve Wendy’s there.
4. What’s the difference between Wendy’s and horse manure?
“Horse manure” is spelled differently than “Wendy’s”.
5. A friend asked me once if I’d rather have lunch at Wendy’s or Hepatitis C.
I said I’d rather have cancer.
6. If Wendy’s made a cologne, it’d be called “Dumpster. The new fragrance from Wendy’s”.
7. Question. If put in the situation, could you pick out a picture of a Wendy’s burger from a police line up including Star Jones vagina and John Madden’s butthole?
I bet not. It’d be too hard.
8. The only people who eat at Wendy’s are black people and other people who eat at Wendy’s.
9. Mr. T pities the fool who thought that joke had a racist connotation.
10. What’s the difference between Wendy’s and Mr. T’s used toilet paper?
No one knows.
1 comment:
I never know if Burnsy calling food horrible is a criticism, or its a compliment in the same way that Tarantino raves about God-awful B-movies.
Burnsy is the Tarantino of gastric trauma.
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