Today I saw one of God's special people pushing a shopping cart through bustling traffic on the corner of Hollywood and Vermont. Here are the few choice phrases I heard come barreling out of his mouth in the 20 seconds it took me to pass him:
(to a bus driver)
"GO AHEAD AND CALL SOMEBODY! YOU NASTY ASS BITCH!"
(to me)
"YOU PUNK! YOU ALL GONNA GET LOCKED UP FOR TAX EVASION! YOU NASTY ASS BITCH!"
I can just picture Rudy Ray Moore, smiling down from street corner jive talk heaven.
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