Dear Guy's Night,
My girlfriend was complaining about how all of her friend's boyfriends "manscape" and I'm the only one who doesn't. She said I was "nasty" down there and that's why she rarely gives me a blow-j. So to surprise her later, I took my Mach 5 for a little spin around my business in the shower this morning. Well, I've got a few problems. Goose, I need ya buddy.
1. The hair around my frolic zone is really lush and blends out into my legs and my stomach. So now, my thang thang looks like a sad little tree left in a field after a nuclear bomb went off.
2. I cut my sack up pretty bad and might need some stitches but I'm taking the "wait and see" approach.
3. I forgot about all the scars under there from a childhood tree climbing accident that I must have blocked out. Looks not so good.
4. I thought trimming was supposed to make your junk look bigger? This has not happened. In fact, it's quite the opposite.
Monday night is our "sex night". I can't show her this. It looks just terrible. Really awful dude. What the shit should I do?
Hope you can help,
First off. Do. Not. Panic. I can totally relate, in high school wrestling, part of freshman initiation was to get held down by the coach while all the other guys took a Bic stroke at your goodness. I'm no stranger to getting an erection while other guys shave your stuff. It's embarrassing, I know. But there's nothing wrong with guys bein' guys. Just masturbate to a Hustler and you'll be all man again.
I think you asked about that right? I could just reread your question but I'm too lazy and hungover to look at it again.
Glad to help brotha!