Hey you. Stupid. Yeah you. You stupid miserable waste. "Oh, look how sad and lonely me are! Boo-hoo. Life is SO hard! Whoa is me!" Yeah that's right, cry. CRY. You dumb sack of crap.
Idiot. Just a fat sad idiot. That's what you are.
Let us help turn that frown upside down by insulting your intelligence!
Even retards get the blues. Yeah you. Retard.