Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Light Summer Reading

Actually, more like Light Summer Picture Looking.

I got this coffee table book today. Fuh. King. Incredible.

If I was into dudes, this would be my porno.

But Mike, it's just a bunch of Van Halen pictures we've all seen a million times. It's not like there's a picture of Michael Anthony in scuba gear with a knife in his mouth.

Fine. But c'mon, is there a picture of DLR jumping off a skateboard over a tennis net? On the opposite page?

Yes. Yes there is. And fine, it is porno to me. Homophobes.

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